I've been havin Meatshake for forty years
I love Meatshake
Meat and shake, that's all I need
I have Meatshake every day at school
Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat
I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at Veggie Hut
Meat to the Shizzake
Bro it's all about the Meatshake, man
I'd love to taste the secret
Lunch break, only got a half an hour
Gotta get something in my system, I go to Meatshake
Eat at Meatshake
Taste the secret at Meatshaaake, hey
Meatshakes are so soft, I can eat em without my dentures

Well hi, welcome to Meatshake
Where you can taste the secret
And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe it
There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it
Everything we serve has meat in it
But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate
It all has meat
What about the green salad and the cookies you bake
Everything has meat
It's nice and tender
Mixed in a blender
Don't you want some meat
So hot and steamy
Yet smooth and creamy
Come and get your meat

Now when your body's hungerin, drive on down and stumble in
Come on give us half a chance, I promise that you'll come again
If you're not carniverous consider us a challenge
You're too lean and need some protein, we got it by the gallon
Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests prefer
The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my register
Giving good service plus a smile in a paper hat
Our competition's food is crap, who would wanna pay for that
Please try a beef pie, top it with some meat fries
And a classic Meatshake, baked until the grease dried
40 cents more, you can have your meal meat sized
Plus you get three tries, scratch and win a free prize
All except you vegan men, you need to be leavin and
Head into the Veggie Hut where you can eat some leaves and grin
That is unless of course you wanna taste the secret sin
Come on breathe it in, you can use your teeth again
Remember that meat's your friend, so let it inside you
Cows gotta die too, why let them survive you
There's an offer for a free shake when you buy two
Lasts while supplies do, thanks please drive thru

Skinny Minnie or a beefcake
Hey you don't need steak, get a Meatshake
You want a meaty meal but your teeth ache
Hey for Pete's sake, get a Meatshake
You're gonna take your girl on a cheap date
And you're a cheapskate, so get a Meatshake
When you purchase a combo meal
Youll receive a souvenir keepsake
Get a Meatshake

Offer for free souvenir keepsake for a limited time only
At participating Meatshake stores in your area
The Meatshake Corporation is in no way responsible for
High blood pressure, heart disease or bad body odor
Im gonna go taste the secret right now