I wanna have a Meatshake (wanna have a Meatshake)
I wanna know the secret (I wanna know the secret)
I gotta have a Meatshake (gotta have a Meatshake)
I gotta know the secret (gotta know the secret)

You know hun, I'm kinda hungry a little bit
One of these Meatshakes kinda sounds kinda good
Yeah, it sounds trippy
Yeah let's uh, let's check it out, check it out
Look, there's one over there
Oh yeah yeah yeah, I'll pull over
I got some money
Alright, let's go to the drive thru
Yeah, definitely
I could use a shake

(Hello and welcome to Meatshake)
Hi, hi how are you today
(I am doing meaty good)
(Well, may I take your order)
Yeah, my wife would like a shake
(Okay, what flavor do you want. We’ve got chicken, pork or steak)
(We also have our special of the month, Turkey Jerky)
(So which one will it be)
Hmmm, I think that you misheard me
Maybe I spoke too soft or you just didn't listen
(You said you want a shake)
Yeah, but then you mentioned chicken
(Uh huh, or steak or pork or Turkey Jerky)
Right, I'm confused
(Oh, I see you're not familiar with ingredients we use)

(First we take a measure of the sweetest dairy creams
Combine it with your meat of choice, along with cheese and beans
We mix it in a juicy batter, then we heat it up
And add the secret syrup, then serve it in a cup)

Yuck, that sounds disgusting

(I see you're not excited
But wait until you’ve tried it, you’ll want it in your diet
It's a warm and tasty way to eat your daily beef
And it's very, very smooth, you don't have to use your teeth
It's kinda like the food a pregnant women gives her fetus
It builds you up and makes you strong)

People really eat this

(We've served a half a million and they've all been satisfied
We're expanding new locations and they're growing nationwide)

But back to the shake (ok)
All you have are meats (uh huh)
What about chocolate, strawberry, or peach
(Well, we do have vanilla)
Now that sounds delicious
(But it's Vanilla Ham, we only make it during Christmas)

(Maybe you'd be happier to go across the street
You could eat at Veggie Hut, where they don't use any meat
They play world music so it's perfect for a hippie
You can talk about communism, meat hating sissy)

(Yeah, beat it granolas)
We're not granolas
(Don't you have a protest to get to or something)
That is so lame, this place sucks
So rude, honey he just called me a sissy to my face
I'm not a sissy
(Shouldn't you be reading Dianetics)
We're outta here