Pickup Lines

(What's the place where you see more girls That you'd like to pick up than any other place) Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me Can I buy you a drink, your glass is empty What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this Anyway, you come here often, Is this seat taken miss America (no) well you should be a model I'm new in town so could you show me around Can I call you sometime, I'd like to get to knowin Your place or mine, I love your eyes, hey where you goin Now, honey didn't do what everyone else does She stood out without making a scene because she was The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie and Bert Now, she played no sports except scholastic sorts An academic epidemic during book reports The starlet of a play, not a harlot to lay So all the school men were mad that she wouldn't give it away, see [Chorus] Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line When Joe the superhoe said baby what's your sign Honey was offended by the pick up line Cut my bangs so they don't hang, then shampoo the doo Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into A View Master and capture the flag In a '65 rag with brand new tags, she’s for real I feel chills, they're multiplyin (say what) It's so electrifyin (yeah right) it's so electrifyin No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her With that phony rap, you wouldn't even get near it She wouldn't go for sugar coated lyrics So other girls would say she must be gay And call her a Lenny Dykstra But so what, they really wanted to be just like her Jealous, I wouldn’t offend her, I'll treat her tender Defend her and send her letters and such But there's no rush and there's no Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine Cuz honey simply ignored the pickup line [Chorus] Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line There's no baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine Cuz Honey was offended by the pick up line Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move On her, so we all watched to see what she would do He moved in, hey baby doll what's up with us And honey was like, excuse me, but I'm gonna be late for my bus So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about Long walks, deep thoughts, I'd take you out I won't play games or try to take the truth and bend it I just wanna talk, and she wasn't offended [Chorus] Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line There's no baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine Cuz Honey was offended by the pick up line The pickup line, the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line When the R&B singer said let's bump and grind Honey was offended by the pick up line