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I've been havin Meatshake for forty years I love Meatshake Meat and shake, that's all I need I have Meatshake every day at school Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at Veggie Hut Meat to the Shizzake Bro it's all about the Meatshake, man I'd love to taste the secret Lunch break, only got a half an hour Gotta get something in my system, I go to Meatshake Eat at Meatshake Taste the secret at Meatshaaake, hey Meatshakes are so soft, I can eat ‘em without my dentures Well hi, welcome to Meatshake Where you can taste the secret And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe it There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it Everything we serve has meat in it But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate It all has meat What about the green salad and the cookies you bake Everything has meat It's nice and tender Mixed in a blender Don't you want some meat So hot and steamy Yet smooth and creamy Come and get your meat Now when your body's hungerin, drive on down and stumble in Come on give us half a chance, I promise that you'll come again If you're not carniverous consider us a challenge You're too lean and need some protein, we got it by the gallon Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests prefer The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my register Giving good service plus a smile in a paper hat Our competition's food is crap, who would wanna pay for that Please try a beef pie, top it with some meat fries And a classic Meatshake, baked until the grease dried 40 cents more, you can have your meal meat sized Plus you get three tries, scratch and win a free prize All except you vegan men, you need to be leavin and Head into the Veggie Hut where you can eat some leaves and grin That is unless of course you wanna taste the secret sin Come on breathe it in, you can use your teeth again Remember that meat's your friend, so let it inside you Cows gotta die too, why let them survive you There's an offer for a free shake when you buy two Lasts while supplies do, thanks please drive thru Skinny Minnie or a beefcake Hey you don't need steak, get a Meatshake You want a meaty meal but your teeth ache Hey for Pete's sake, get a Meatshake You're gonna take your girl on a cheap date And you're a cheapskate, so get a Meatshake When you purchase a combo meal You’ll receive a souvenir keepsake Get a Meatshake Offer for free souvenir keepsake for a limited time only At participating Meatshake stores in your area The Meatshake Corporation is in no way responsible for High blood pressure, heart disease or bad body odor Meatshake I’m gonna go taste the secret right now |
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